NEW Cafe of Despair Tea Towel

NEW Cafe of Despair Tea Towel


Cafe of Despair Tea Towel

What will you order from the Cafe of Despair: Depresso, Blahtte or Melancholy Matcha? Brighten up the kitchen with cute tea and coffee characters and puns.

  • – Perfect gift for tea and coffee lovers.
  • – Tea and coffee puns and cuteness.
  • – Ethically produced, 100% cotton, natural colour off-white tea towel.
  • – Machine washable.
  • – Long lasting screen-print.
  • – Size: 50cm x 70cm.
  • – Loop on the back corner to hang it up.

The tea towel comes folded and packed in a card sleeve, making a nice gift. Two other designs are also available, or get the complete set of three.

Exclusive Design

Original design, only available at Cakes with Faces.


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Despatched from the UK within 1 working day.

  • UK: Only £2.50 for your whole order by Royal Mail First Class.
  • EU: For delivery to EU countries, you’re strongly recommended to order on Etsy to avoid extra customs charges, due to recent tax changes. Details here…
  • USA:
    • – Delivery by International Standard Airmail is calculated at checkout depending on size/weight of parcel. From £5.50 for one t-shirt or dress – full details here.
    • – Economy delivery is available at checkout as a more affordable option for larger orders (will not arrive in time for Christmas).
    • – Express delivery (4 working days) is available for £19 – please contact us to arrange.
  • All other countries: £4.50 for one item by International Standard Airmail. Additional items are £1 each.

Christmas 2021

The last order date for the UK is Sunday 19th December 2021. For all other countries click here…


The shop is open and orders are being despatched every day. Please allow plenty of time for your order to arrive as there may be delays in some areas due to staff shortages at delivery companies. More details here.

Sending a Gift?

If you’re ordering a gift for someone, just add a note at checkout saying who it’s for and a special message will be included for them. All items are sent without prices.

Recyclable Packaging

We’re switching to recyclable packaging. It costs us more, but it’s important for the environment. Everyone should do what they can. For some orders you might still receive a plastic mailing bag while we’re switching (it’d be more of a waste not to use them). Any bubblewrap or air pockets are re-used from deliveries we’ve received.

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