Illuminatea T-Shirt (Illuminati)

Illuminatea T-Shirt (Illuminati)



Illuminatea T-Shirt

Forget the Illuminati, join the Illuminatea! An elite secret society (with biscuits) for people who love tea.

  • – Standard/mens t-shirt or a womens v-neck slim fit top
  • – High quality, soft-feel screen-print
  • – 100% cotton

Original design featuring a pyramid teapot, a mug with an all-seeing eye, jammie dodgers with occult symbols and a hand offering a digestive biscuit. Original design by Cakes with Faces, printed in a milky tea colour. The print is high quality, durable and ultra soft – once it’s washed you can’t feel it on the fabric.

Also available on a sweatshirt.

Unique Design

Only available at Cakes with Faces

Customer Reviews

“I have joined the Illuminatea. Love my new shirt.”

“I received my order today (totally impressed with the speediness btw) and my son absolutely LOVED his ALPACALYPSE hoodie and his ILLUMINATEA t-shirt…. Great big thanks for the fab stuff, can’t wait to order again soon.”

“Absolutely brilliant, exactly as it looks in the pictures and my boyfriend loves it, thank you.”

“Great t-shirt, bought as a present but wishing I could keep it! Arrived really quickly and beautifully presented.”

“Illuminatea will always be my favourite t-shirt. Cute designs for everyone, quality materials, serious commitment to creating great products.”

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Standard/mens t-shirt:

  • – Small (to fit 34-36″ chest)
  • – Medium (to fit 38-40″ chest)
  • – Large (to fit 42-44″ chest)
  • – XL (to fit 46-48″ chest)
  • – 2XL (to fit 50-52″ chest)

Ladies slim fit v-neck t-shirt:

  • – Small (UK Size 8-10)
  • – Medium (UK Size 10-12)
  • – Large (UK Size 12-14)
  • – XL (UK Size 14-16)

Measurements are available in the Size Guide.

If you have any questions about measurements or sizing please contact us.
Ordered the wrong size? Get in touch for an exchange.


Despatched from the UK within 1 working day.

  • UK: Only £2.50 for your whole order by Royal Mail First Class.
  • USA: Delivery by International Standard Airmail is calculated at checkout depending on size/weight of parcel. From £5.50 for one t-shirt or dress – full details here.
  • All other countries: £4.50 for one item by International Standard Airmail. Additional items are £1 each.


The shop is open and orders are still being despatched every day. The post is a little slower than usual at the moment so please allow extra time for your order to arrive. More details here.

Sending a Gift?

If you’re ordering a gift for someone, just add a note at checkout saying who it’s for and a special message will be included for them. All items are sent without prices.

Recyclable Packaging

We’re switching to recyclable packaging. It costs us more, but it’s important for the environment. Everyone should do what they can. For some orders you might still receive a plastic mailing bag while we’re switching (it’d be more of a waste not to use them up).

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