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Illuminatea-towel (Illuminati Tea Towel)

Illuminatea-towel (Illuminati Tea Towel)


Illuminatea Tea Towel

Forget the Illuminati, join the IlluminaTEA! An elite secret society – with biscuits. We love puns! This black tea towel features a pyramid teapot, all-seeing eye, tea bags, biscuits with mysterious symbols and a hand offering a digestive biscuit.

  • – Quirky gift for tea lovers (and secret society members).
  • – Ethically produced, 100% cotton black tea towel.
  • – Machine washable.
  • – High quality screen-print in light milky tea colour.
  • – Size: 50cm x 70cm.

The tea towel’s folded and presented in a card sleeve, making it a nice gift. Three other designs are also available, as well as a set of three.

Only at Cakes with Faces

Featuring original artwork, available exclusively at Cakes with Faces.

Also with this Design

For true Illuminatea members, there’s also a t-shirt, sweatshirt and enamel pin badge.


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Despatched from the UK within 1 working day.

  • UK: Only £3 for your whole order by Royal Mail First Class.
  • EU: Please order on Etsy to avoid extra customs charges and delays. Details here…
  • USA:
    • – Delivery is calculated at checkout depending on size/weight of parcel. From £5.50 for one t-shirt / dress, by International Standard Airmail (usually 2-3 weeks) – full details here.
    • – Economy delivery is available at checkout as a more affordable option for larger orders.
    • – Express delivery (4 working days) is available for £19 – please contact us to arrange.
  • All other countries: £4.50 for one item by International Standard Airmail (1-3 weeks depending on area). Additional items are £1 each.

Sending a Gift?

If you’re ordering a gift for someone, just add a note at checkout saying who it’s for and a special message will be included for them. All items are sent without prices.

Recyclable Packaging

We’re switching to recyclable packaging. It costs us more, but it’s important for the environment. Everyone should do what they can. For some orders you might still receive a plastic mailing bag while we’re switching (it’d be more of a waste not to use them). Any bubblewrap or air pockets are re-used from deliveries we’ve received.

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