NEW Illuminatea-towel (Illuminati Tea Towel)

NEW Illuminatea-towel (Illuminati Tea Towel)


NEW Illuminatea Tea Towel

Forget the Illuminati, join the IlluminaTEA! An elite secret society – with biscuits. We love puns! This black tea towel features a pyramid teapot, all-seeing eye, tea bags, biscuits with mysterious symbols and a hand offering a digestive biscuit.

  • – Quirky gift for tea lovers (and secret society members).
  • – Ethically produced, 100% cotton black tea towel.
  • – Machine washable.
  • – High quality screen-print in light milky tea colour.
  • – Size: 50cm x 70cm.

The tea towel’s folded and presented in a card sleeve, making it a nice gift. Two other designs are also available, as well as a complete set of all three.

Only at Cakes with Faces

Featuring original artwork, available exclusively at Cakes with Faces.

Also with this Design

For true Illuminatea members, there’s also a t-shirt, sweatshirt and enamel pin badge.


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Despatched from the UK within 1 working day.

  • UK: Only £2.50 for your whole order by Royal Mail First Class.
  • EU: For delivery to EU countries, you’re strongly recommended to order on Etsy to avoid extra customs charges, due to recent tax changes. Details here…
  • USA:
    • – Delivery by International Standard Airmail is calculated at checkout depending on size/weight of parcel. From £5.50 for one t-shirt or dress – full details here.
    • – Economy delivery is available at checkout as a more affordable option for larger orders (will not arrive in time for Christmas).
    • – Express delivery (4 working days) is available for £19 – please contact us to arrange.
  • All other countries: £4.50 for one item by International Standard Airmail. Additional items are £1 each.

Christmas 2021

The last order date for the UK is Sunday 19th December 2021. For all other countries click here…


The shop is open and orders are being despatched every day. Please allow plenty of time for your order to arrive as there may be delays in some areas due to staff shortages at delivery companies. More details here.

Sending a Gift?

If you’re ordering a gift for someone, just add a note at checkout saying who it’s for and a special message will be included for them. All items are sent without prices.

Recyclable Packaging

We’re switching to recyclable packaging. It costs us more, but it’s important for the environment. Everyone should do what they can. For some orders you might still receive a plastic mailing bag while we’re switching (it’d be more of a waste not to use them). Any bubblewrap or air pockets are re-used from deliveries we’ve received.

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